3 FULL-TIME DEVELOPER POSITIONS IN AN EXPLOSIVE STARTUP IN PARIS, FRANCE
Teleportd is looking to fill 3 full-time developer positions based in Paris, France.
- One Full-Stack Engineer
You know how to do just about anything… with NodeJS.
- One Data Scientist
You’d be able to put in jail all the drug dealers in the US faster than the FBI out of the 10m+ data points we receive from Instagram every day (hint: #weed…)
- One Front-End Engineer
a pixel out of place is as painful as barb wire and your’re secretely in love with d3.js
Who you are:
- you’re looking for a full time developer position at a startup
- you can code your way from front end to back end faster than anybody can teleport there
- you’re interested in working on photos, “big data”, statistical analysis, computer vision…
- you don’t give a…
- you actually rock at coding, and have a particular taste for JS, nodeJS
- you’d like to play squashpong before you die
- you don’t know what squashpong is but you can linearly interpolate squash and ping pong
- so you’ve got a couple of mental images
- you’ve got a cool project or two you can show us
- wow! you really do rock at coding
- you’ve already seen: this, this, and this
Who we are:
- we’re based in Paris, France, Europe. At least for now.
- we do big data for brands on Instagram
- we have convinced the top investors in London and NYC that what we’re doing is cool. (see this… and some big news coming soon!)
- we’re a small team at the moment, so you’ll be making a real difference (brain equity if you will)
- we have a squashpong table
- we use Crockford’s functional inheritance model
- we really don’t give a… [Offensive Content]
- we’re dedicated to make working here the coolest thing to do, second to a night out with friends and tied with squashpong
What should happen:
- we invite you around
- we get to know each other and play some squashpong.
- we give you some coding projects to work on so you can show off how good you are.
- we give you equity in the company and a decent annual salary (35-45k), depending on how good you are at squashpong… huh sorry coding
- we get so much code to play with it’s almost obscene
- we work together, have good times and end up at our favourite pizza places, thais, “boulangeries” and “brasseries”…
CONVINCED? SO GET IN TOUCH ALREADY! BOOM@NITROGR.AM
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